Cale the Corporatist Corsair

Apparently the BSA are looking for a new name for their new mascot. I'm a little surprised at their honesty, personally I find a corporate extortionist weasel who attempts to indoctrinate tech-savvy kids into acquiescing to the corporatist annexation of their public-domain rights, rather appropriate for the BSA.

Personally I'm pushing for "Cale the Corporatist Corsair".